The Shit Probability Theorem states that the probability of shit happening is reciprocal to the probability of shit happening:
P(sh) = 1/P(sh)

Практическое следствие:
если P(sh) = 1/P(sh), то P(sh)2 = 1, и отсюда P(sh) = sqrt(1) = 1. Shit always happens.

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